Solving : Windows Update Standalone Installer 0x80070422 The service cannot be started, either because it is disabled or because it has no enabled devices associated with it

If you stumbled that one,
you have accidentally disabled Windows Update Service, to enable the service again go to your Administrative Tools, and enables the Windows Update Service

Here is the step :

1. Click on Windows Icon / Start Menu
2. Administrative Tools
3. Services
4. Search for "Windows Update", double click on it, and then enable this service

hope this help! :)